saturn ls2

An extremley fast and agile car that is light years ahead of anything, it grips the ground like its on rails and its gutsy v-6 can demolish imports left and right

That ls2 just destroyed that 300zx.

by the car guy February 6, 2005

saturday night live

A show that is commonly called "not funny anymore" by people who haven't seen a new episode in six years.

Saturday Night Live is just as funny now as it has ever been, just because you don't recognize the actors doesn't mean its not as good. If you actually WATCHED the new ones you'd know that.

by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005

Saturn

1. Sixth planet from the Sun and second largest in the system. The outermost planet known in classical times. 764 times Earth's volume, 94 times its mass. Orbits once in nearly 30 Earth years at a distance of roughly 925 million miles. Gravity at cloud decks averages about 1.16 times that on Earth. The least dense planet in the system, overall density roughly .687 times that of water. Diameter 74,898 miles through the equator, give or take five miles; 67,560 miles through the poles, give or take 13 miles. Average temperature at visible cloud decks is about 185 degrees Centigrade below zero. Atmosphere is mostly hydrogen with some helium and traces of other elements, similar but not identical to that of Jupiter. Cloud patterns appear more subdued than on Jupiter, due at least in part to an upper layer of haze. Best known for its bright and extensive ring system, consisting of countless trillions of blocks of (mainly) water ice. Most of the ring system is within a diameter of 225,000 miles or so, but is only a few hundred feet thick; scaled down to the size of a city, the rings would be as thick as a sheet of newsprint. Saturn has a retinue of major satellites comparable to those around Jupiter; only one of them, Titan, is particularly large. The latter is an intriguing body recently imaged by the Cassini Probe and visited by the Huygens Lander, and the only moon in the solar system with an appreciable atmosphere.

2. Roman god of time and farming, equivalent to the Greek Kronos. Best known for his feeling of unease at the possibility that his sons would outdo him, which he assuaged in the most efficient way possible; by eating them. One of them, however, escaped. His name was Jupiter, and the rest, as they say, is mythology.

3. The family of rockets used in the Apollo mission that (Uncle Sam, take a bow) landed humans on the Moon.

Saturn is often referred to as the Lord of the Rings.

Goya painted Saturn devouring one of his children.

The Saturn V rocket blasted off, taking Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins to the moon.

by Fearman May 12, 2008

Saturday

the day in which we reminisce of our blurry Friday Night... then fucking party more

*Saturday Morning*

Kid 1: I don't remember anything from last night...

Kid 2: Same dude... such a blur..

Kid 1: But anyways who gives a fuck.... its Saturday

by Rezzy Nigga March 20, 2011

saturn

Fifth movement in Holst's "The Planets" entitled "Saturn, the Bringer of Old Age." This, in fact, was Holst's favorite movement. The longest movement in the suite, lasting about 9 1/2 minutes.

The best movement of "The Planets" is Saturn.

by Saturn's problem child January 30, 2008

saturate

Breaking Benjamin's first, and in my opinion, definitive album. Has the hit song "Polyamorous" on it.

Saturate:
1. Wish I May
2. Medicate
3. Polyamorous
4. Skin
5. Natural Life
6. Next To Nothing
7. Water
8. Home
9. Phase
10. No Games
11. Sugarcoat
12. Shallow Bay
Forever (hidden track that starts right after Shallow Bay)

by Adrian April 9, 2006

saturday night bowler

A modification of the ever so popular shocker in which the performer inserts his or her index and middle fingers into the vagina and inserts their thumb into the anus.

When I told her we were going bowling this Saturday, her body quivered in the anticipation of the shocking experience she was about to have.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003