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svenners

A ridiculous but benign individual who feels the need to spontaneously talk/sing about a certain black creature, and who cannot go to the supermarket without a chaperone. If there's an easier way of doing something that method is often the route of choice. Rarely seen before midday, though commonly sighted in pizza express, starbucks or sat watching Tila Tequila/America's most smartest model whilst in a green hoodie and/or wrapped in a blanket accompanied by a 'nice drink'. Other activities include complaining about the sofas/sport/mushrooms.
"Svenners doesn't want to watch sport"

"Svenners thinks another word for a rectangle is a triangle"

"Svenners wants me to get her cookies for her"
by Mumf March 2, 2008
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Svenson

A guy who is fond of shitting himself on the daily
Man, that nigga is such a svenson
by Youth church volunteer May 7, 2018
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Svengoolie

Or “Goolie”, an alternate phrase used to explain your Gooch, formally known as the space between your testies and anus.

Example 1:
Guy 1: “Dude, does your broad lick your svengoolie when she’s giving you dome?”

Guy 2: “Bro, if your girl doesn’t take care of the goolie, what’s the point?”

Example 2:
Guy: “The only way to know if you’ve fully shaved your svengoolie is if you bend over in front of the mirror. Like yeah, you’re staring down your anus hole, but you need to make sure your svengoolie is smooth. The last time a goolie sported hair was probably 1973 when the Knicks beat the Lake show 4-1.”

Alternate words to describe the Svengoolie:

Goolie, Chad, Gooch, Taint.
You’ve never experienced a true climax until you’ve allowed your significant other to lick your svengoolie while jerkin’ your dipstick.
by CugineMachine September 12, 2020
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svenmonk

A perve on the lowest branch of the sick fuck tree see CFNM
Oh, d00d, that is GROSS. Even a svenmonk wouldn't do that
by Popavalium Andropov September 2, 2003
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Svennyjr

Teh most uberest of all uber people. He is a Member of the AO guild Storm and is the most uber engie of all!
Svennyjr is pwn! and joo all know it!
by anon August 6, 2004
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Svengali

Despite what the word means in spanish or latin or whereever the fuck the word came from, in arabic it has its own meaning. It means a legend, derived from a man called Ibrahim. Legend has it that Svengali was a great poet in a form of a rapper who put down his mic because it got to hot. When he went to pick it up, he found that the mic turned to rock and was had become one with the ground. Svengali became angry and he still lives today holding the mic that had turned to stone, a part of him that never died just left...
Jesus is a Svengali, in the book of genesis.
by Daylite December 12, 2008
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svenmonk

Cupie doll lips and swervytime hips, no-one can top the sexual supernova that is Svenmonk
I'm so excited, I think I just "svenmonked" myself
by paulypaulpally November 14, 2003
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