svenners
A ridiculous but benign individual who feels the need to spontaneously talk/sing about a certain black creature, and who cannot go to the supermarket without a chaperone. If there's an easier way of doing something that method is often the route of choice. Rarely seen before midday, though commonly sighted in pizza express, starbucks or sat watching Tila Tequila/America's most smartest model whilst in a green hoodie and/or wrapped in a blanket accompanied by a 'nice drink'. Other activities include complaining about the sofas/sport/mushrooms.
