Stootch

A bitch that is so stupid, she can't even spell the word:
Stoopid Bitch.

Jess? That Ho's a fuckin' stootch! She asked to suck ma dick for 20 dolla an forgot I din't even pay her last time!

by slitchmaster June 25, 2006

Stotch

A female who lacks knowledge of common sense. Spontanious outbursts relating to irrelavent topics. A physically, emotionally, or mentally impared woman.

Chicken Head dumbass blonde female Natalie, You're more of a stotch than Taylor is.

by Rez0nate August 23, 2004

stote

Surf lingo, another phrase meaning fresh or real.

I am here long enough in town to keep it stote brother.

by flat days are bad days August 19, 2009

Stoat

v.tr. To copulate animalistically in a garden. Like bunny-fucking but with sharper claws.

And if everyone does why aren't we in the garden rutting like stoats at all times?

by Michael White April 22, 2004

Stoptional

A stop sign that is seldom used and poorly enforced.

I never stop here, it is stoptional.

by Jeffrey Poolman August 20, 2008

goned von stottenberg

Very nice chap who has the common sence of a small water vole, also known as 'the stoat'.

"Ed you have to dink this shot, its your birthday present from me!"

by tom elwell January 27, 2004

weasel and stoat

cockney rhyming slang for coat

put on your weasel or you'll catch your death

by Zues May 30, 2004