Breeding stock

Breeding stock refers to a female who has potential to make a D1 athlete. Men without the proper genetics (under 5’5” 140lbs) will elope with breeding stock in an attempt to have prospective D1 athlete offspring.

Minimum Requirements to be breeding stock- 5’10” 180lbs

“I want my kids to have a better chance at going D1 than I did”
“That’s easy bro just find you some breeding stock and they’ll be set”

by SVwbbm September 24, 2020

Stock X

They sell fake sneakers, don't buy anything from there.

Guy 1: Hey dude look at these new shoes I got!
Guy 2: Oh shit, those look nice! Where you get them from?
Guy 1: Oh, I got them from Stock X
Guy 2: you..you said what?
Guy 1: I said I got them from Stock X.
Guy 2: You're fucking stupid.

by Anonymous, ok? May 17, 2022

stocking-stouffers

Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.

Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.

by QuacksO July 9, 2021

hearty stock

A woman capable of taking a male orgasmic explosion to the eye without blinking.

Guy to Friend: "Dude, I was fuckin' this chick and then kerblamo!, I blew my wad in her eye, she didnt even flinch!..."
Friend: "Dude, she's hearty stock."

by cowpoke May 12, 2007

half stock

When you're half way down from an erection. Contrast to half mast being half way up to an erection.

I finished fucking her and now I'm half stock.

by VTI December 3, 2006

b-stock

Products that were returned or refurbished, that have been re-boxed at a company or contract location to appear new and therefore have a full warranty when they reappear on the store shelves.

90% of what MicroCenter sells is b-stock.

by PyrexDragon July 3, 2012

Dirken Stock

Someone who is being a massive sack of balls. Usually when they are being difficult and cant be dealt with properly. Can be used when "safe"swear words are needed, or when others are within earshot.

Ex. "My friend Steven was annoying me and was being a massive dick to me. I say to him 'Hey Steven, you're being a dirken stock right now. Don't be a dirken stock."

by Every_Body_Clap_Your_Hands!!!! November 26, 2014