Person 1: Hey got any stiff soy? I'm making eggs on toast.
Person 2: Stop making eggs on toast idot, give me speed upgrades
Person 2: Stop making eggs on toast idot, give me speed upgrades
by diamond>iron January 30, 2019
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A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.
The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.
My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.
My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.
by Sole Obsession February 19, 2010
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Get the Stiff Upper Lip mug.When you have so much hairspray in your hair that you could snap it off and use it as a throwing star.
by beebus February 9, 2010
Get the Stiff Nugget mug.A drink. You take a shot of whiskey, then chase it with a shot of pickle juice, and finish off by eating a pickle
by Jules16 January 21, 2012
Get the Stiff Pickler mug.Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013
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