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Stephen Merchant

Ricky Gervais' brilliant comedy partner. Responsible for co-writing 'The Office' and 'Extras'. Often, this man's name is misspelled (see Steven Merchant). Common elements of his comedy include (but are not limited to) a quick, quirky, but good natured wit and endearingly self-deprecating anecdotes about his 'trouble with the ladies'.

More fun factoids:
•He is 6' 7"
•Wears thick, black frame glasses.
•Appeared in Season 2 of the Office (episode 4) as Gareth's friend 'Oggy'.
•Plays Ricky Gervais' awkward agent in the show 'Extras'.
•Has recently acquired a modest following of female admirers.
Girl #1: Did you see that piece of ass who just passed us?

Girl #2: Yeah, he's alright. I mean, he's no Stephen Merchant or nothin'.
by Terza Rima July 24, 2006
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THE GERMAN SHEPHERD

The act in which an individual bites the hand of the aggressors first born then proceeds to urinate on said child. The German Shepherd can be confidently and gracefully used to assert dominance in a variety of situations if performed with dignity.
Harold: Hey Dennis the boss wants us to wash all the gipsy piss off the windows.
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!
by Dennis@ F October 17, 2022
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german shepherd

An extremely intelligent and capable dog that is widely used for K-9 units, guide dogs for the blind and deaf, search and rescue dogs, narcotics and explosives detecting dogs, herding dogs, and of course family companion. They are a medium-sized breed weighing anywhere from 75-90 pounds and 22-26 inches at the shoulders. They come in all black, black and tan (which is the most popular), and white (which is disqualified from the show ring). They will never let you down and will protect you with their life against anything, human or animal. They are very easily trained and are extremely strong. They can be vicious to intruders if they feel that their owner is threatened in any way. They are extremely gentle with children and protect them too. They love their owners immensely no matter what the owner is like. They can outrun even the fastest olympic athlete with ease. They are the best bodyguard and companion you can ask for.
My German Shepherd bit a robber that was about to get into our house.
by Mr. G January 7, 2005
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Stephen Hillenburg

The Guy Who Created My Most Favorite TV Show In Nickelodeon Who Died On November 26 2018
Stephen Hillenburg the Creator Of My Most Favorite Show In Nickelodeon Died On November 26 2018
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Adrian Shephard

The underrated protagonist of Half-Life: Opposing Force. Nobody remembers he exists. He's sad and he needs a hug. Please be nice to him and give him nice things.
" What do you think of Adrian Shephard? "
" Adrian Shephard? Who's that? "
by theonefreebullet February 19, 2017
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Shepherd of Fire

The one fallen Angel who betrayed every oath he ever made. He travels between alternate universes and realities. Nobody knows his name, where he is from, or how old he is. He only ever appears to those who he feels the need to, and has been sung about in Avenged Sevenfold's 'Shepherd of Fire'

Known aliases: Bearer of needs, Agent of Wealth, Armer of the Strong, Aider of the Weak.
He was like the Shepherd of Fire, saving pople's lives left and right.
by Defector 1337 August 19, 2015
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Stephenie Meyer

The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance".
"Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."

*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"
by MadeiraCakeForLife July 9, 2009
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