Steamer

Taking a huge dump right before entering the shower. The steam magnifies the stench and incapacitates all those who enter afterwards.

I fired off a steamer a few hours ago and when I came back to the bathroom, there were three people lying on the ground unconscious.

by persilly June 3, 2012

Chillicothe Steamer

A seldom seem fetish act where one defecates on the floor of a friend or lover's bathroom, only to feel guilty about it seconds later and pick it up and put it in the toilet. It gets the name Chillicothe because, according to legend, the act was invented at a Chillicothe (Ohio) Paints Minor League Baseball game post-season party. Other scholars maintain that the name Chillicothe was given to the act only because Ohio seems to get the bulk of the naming rights when it comes to disgusting sexual acts, i.e. the Cleveland Steamer, the Canton Steamer, the Cincinnati Bowtie, the Columbus Meat Jacket, the Toledo Ass Rocket, and the Toledo Butt Mud Hen.

I was planning to go Top Shelf at Lindsey and Kadi's party, but I ended up chickening out and only doing a Chillicothe Steamer on their bathroom floor.

by yakov smirnoff July 30, 2006

cleaveland steamer

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.

She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.

by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003

Pompey Steamer

The act of mutilating somebody using the following system of humiliation.
1. Dragging somebody to the street by their nostrils.
2. Brutalise the persons face with your fists/feet/forehead.
3. Shit on their battered body.
4. Wipe your arse on their hair.
5. Piss in their eyes.
6. Insert foreign object into rectum (object should be hefty in the girth department).
7. Casually leave the scene.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Alan giving Frenchy another Pompet Steamer. Something about a watch or something.
Guy 2: yeah, Alan is one brutal son of a bitch.
Guy 1: anal baby.
Guy 2: yea... anal.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

carpet steamer

when someone, usually a girl, goes down on another girl after she's already had an orgasm(s) causing her vagina to be extra moist.

Jamie, after giving Adrienne an orgasm with her fingers, proceeded to be a good carpet steamer and lick her lover's pussy in hopes of making her come again.

by j'ness October 2, 2006

Strawberry Steamer

Any of numerous sexual activities having to do with bloody diarrhea, particularly a bloody bowel movement performed above the bare chest of another individual.

The prostitute was hired for a mere two hundred dollars, however, after performing a strawberry steamer she informed me that this amount would be doubled.

by Chance C. June 21, 2007

Cleveland Steamer Sundae

The act of Defecating on your partners chest then sitting on it while rocking back and forth like a steam roller (cleveland steamer). Then proceeding to ejaculate on the feces while topping it off with a used tampon.

"dude, i gave her the best Cleveland steamer sundae last night!"

by lukelord0 May 7, 2015