Star Wars Kid

An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.

Well, I may be embarrassed but I'm totally famous.

by Newbia April 26, 2004

star trek shit

Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.

you can make phone calls from your watch? That's some Star Trek shit right there.

by spizzike April 11, 2015

star wars job

A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.

"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."

Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"

by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016

Star Finger

Star platinum "extends" its index and middle finger to about 1-2 meters, usualy for suprise attacks

Jotaro: Star Finger!

Star Platinum:*stabs someone/something with their finger*

by Vj78 October 29, 2019

Star Crossed

Denied by fate. Originates from Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet.

"I met the love of my life, only to have her die five minutes afterword. Our destiny was a star crossed one indeed."

by John "Triggerhappy" Wells October 27, 2005

star wars sequels

another word for trash

yo peter are you gonna take the star wars sequels out

by bananalol257 October 9, 2020

Star system

a new classifying system replacing the four bases.

One Star: making out
Two Stars: anything else with hands
Three Stars: hand jobs
Four Stars: oral sex
Five Stars: sex

Dude 1: How was the weekend?

Dude 2: I had a five star weekend, according to the star system!!

Dude 1: AWESOME.

by gnrbefm December 26, 2011