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Special on Aisle 3 

When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.
Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.

Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.

Special Military Operation and Peace 

The amended title of Lev Tolstoy's masterpiece to fit the Kremlin's internal misinformation campaign of the *** in Ukraine.
Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.

special friend

A persom whom you are dating exclusively, but who has not yet been elevated to "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" status.

See also: "special lady friend"
Can your car fit an extra passenger? Rob's bringing his special friend.
special friend by Sunfish February 16, 2005

special ed

a funny as puppet on crank yankers that could kick any of the muppet's asses
yea yea i peed in ur pool i peed in youre pool yea yea
special ed by alex October 29, 2003

Special ops

Special Ops otherwise known as SO's are An elite group of people. Origin unknown, base location unknown. Not much is known about these people other than they carry out operations and missions that nobody knows about. Many people beg to be let into special ops yet only a certain few are worthy.
Missions carried out include, spying, sabotage and assination.
They are trained in..
Weapons
Martial arts
Vehicle driving (including tanks)
Parachuting
Interigation
Looking good
Your not special ops your not worthy.

Don't beg special opsness, you have to be born with it
Special ops by SpecialOps October 18, 2006

Special Hug 

The child friendly way of refering to sexual intercourse commonly used by parents.
Child-Mom, how are babys made?
Mom-well... Uh... A special hug between mommys and daddys

Special Hug by TupacShakurhasaids January 28, 2009