spoofenhiemen

The act when a male homosapien scromps or puts his penis inside of a female homosapiens (or other species if your into that kind of shit you SICK FUCK) vaginal cavity and thrusts so hard so many times that both the anal and vaginal cavities start to bleed profusely due to raw friction, slight tearing, and recoil. Victimizing and crippling the female for days and deterring them from sexual acts for months.

WARNING: May induce a coma or even death!

Example 1: "Yeah I just got back from Hannahs funeral, maybe I shouldn't have spoofenhiemened her soo hard"

Example 2: "Hell yeah I spoofenhiemened that bitch so hard last night that I broke BOTH her legs!"

Example 3: (on the phone)

Terry: "Hey what's Adrian doing?"
Keith: "gettin some spoofenhiemen"
Terry: "Yeah I figured I can hear if from my house"

by koruptone August 5, 2009

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Skrof

A person who needs to go away or screw off; short for screw off

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by Donnamarina May 21, 2018

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spoofer

1. A male person of limited intelligence dumbass who simulates masturbation through actions or word of mouth.

by trev_nz July 12, 2003

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spof

a Prety Boy who shops at Brown Thomas or Harrods, pastimes include:1)looking in the mirror at regular intervals...if such luxuries are not readily available shiny surfaces or shop windows will do!
2)Gelling hair
3)In extreme cases they have been known to apply make up, this is refered to as SPOFISM.

in america spof would be defined as Ryan Seacrest,in countries such as england it would be defined as orlando bloom

by JEPETO November 10, 2005

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