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Slipper Sneaks

Slippers that also act as tennis shoes. They can be worn at night or as normal tennis shoes during the day. They are often worn with a bathrobe when doing the nightly exercises known as "Moon Stretches". The only known pair of Slipper Sneaks belongs to GYSGT. Beatrice Middleton. They are crazy sweet. So if you want your feet to be fit for weeks get yourself a pair of Slipper Sneaks.
Beatrice: Hey honey, did you see that moon? I'd better put on my Slipper Sneaks.

Bryant: Okay, it must be time for our Moon Stretches again. But what are Slipper Sneaks?

Beatrice: Only the most comfy sneakers ever! They're not only slippers, they're tennis shoes. You see here? (she lifts her foot up showing Bryant) See, they look like a tennis shoe. But they're also a slipper.

Bryant: Where can I get a pair? I love these!

Beatrice: Easy, honey. I've got tons of these. Now how about we do a nice, soft massage on you? These Slipper Sneaks would work great for that.

Bryant: Awesome! That felt really good. You almost went whole body, there.

Beatrice: Yes, Slipper Sneaks rule! A sneaker and a slipper combined. The best shoes any Gunny Granny could wear. A Gunny Granny's gotta love her shoes, now. (She kisses Bryant)
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 3, 2011
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Slipknot hater

A person who wastes their time whining about how horrible the band Slipknot is.
Slipknot haters need to realize no one cares about their opinion.
by el_diablo123 May 29, 2010
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nipple slip

'tis when a woman's nipple gets real claustrophobic and sticks its head out for a deep breath, while the woman does not notice at first. This is very common with actresses. Their nipples get nervous a lot, and need some air sometimes. A lot of the time, they stick their head out, and decide that they like all the attention so they linger longer than needed. This usually causes embarassment.
When Tara Reid was on the red carpet, she experienced a nipple slip. Luckily a friend nearby helped her out, for she was unaware that her nipple was getting more attention than her the entire time.
by Jack Daniels January 5, 2005
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sklip

term originates and is named after the village of Asklipio, located in Rodos Greece. Term has many meanings. The main usage of the term is for insulting someone or as a word replacement for theft. Moreover, "Sklip" is often interchanged with "fuck"
"you got sklipped bitch!" (insult)
"I sklipped her last night." (fuck)
"I sklipped a candy bar." (theft)
by sklip star February 16, 2005
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slipper shoppers

Those folks who go shopping in their baggy fleece PJ bottoms and animal head slippers.
Here come those “I don’t give a fuckslipper shoppers up the aisle again!
by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019
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English Slipper

A sexual act involving three people, where one person slides his feet into the assholes of the other two and proceeds to walk around the manor whilst reading the paper and drinking a tea.
Monocles not required but strongly recommended
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by Nick Bronze March 30, 2012
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Slippery Chicken

Occurs when having sex with a female and your penis "accidentally" slips out of her vagina and pokes her in the asshole, she then screams "BAAAAWK!!!" and proceeds to run around the room waving her arms while you chase her around like Rocky chased the chicken in the movie.
Last night I met this chick at the bar, I took her home and did the Slippery Chicken, boy could she run fast...
by Roccoman24 July 19, 2011
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