pabst smear

when you drink to much Pabst blue ribbon the night before and you have beer fart's all the next day..you get smoker's breath on youre draw's

I have a big ol' pabst smear on my favorite pant's

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

SMAD

Suck my Arab cock.

Zain: Yo, I can't go to the party
Dave: Bitch! Don't bail on me now
Zain: SMAD stupid fag! I am the Khassassin (see Khassassin)

by The Khassassin January 14, 2010

sméagol

Hobbit consumed by the One Ring, yesssss, my Precioussssssssss. His true name is Westron was Trahald.

Sméagol died in the War of the Ring

by Korora November 14, 2003

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

smad

When some one is both sad and mad... usually because of a breaky up with a douchy boyfriend or girlfriend

If u dont get this word u r an idiot its a combination of sad and mad get it smad?!?!

by i dislike u November 22, 2011

Smealous

Being jealous of something someone else has that smells good.

I was starving when I walked by someone eating and the aroma made me smealous

by ohmann1 October 26, 2011

smear cake

A euphuism for sexual intercourse.

"I'd like to smear cake with him"

by Captain20 October 20, 2013