Smart tard

A high functioning retard.

Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)

by jphkelowna May 13, 2010

smart car

Noun:

A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.

Smart Car owner: I just bought a smart car, its soo cute and fuel efficient

SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.

*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*

by MK the Political Scientist March 14, 2010

smart girl

The type of girl a man will respect, but never sleep with. She gets all A's and usually goes to college. A smart girl never goes to parties, does drugs, sleeps with men, drinks, or smokes. Smart girls live in a fantasy world of the future. They live for the future. Smart girls are either viewed as weird or loners. Smart girls are still friends with their elementry-school buddies, and smart girls are never popular. Smart girls don't have a boyfriend untill college. Smart girls are the easiest target in high school; But they are the least preyed on.

Rob: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Karen; 'No, I'm a smart girl."

by name~name~name June 16, 2009

smart remark

It's when someone thinks they're top shit, only to let their ego decide what comes out of their mouth.

Teacher: Why aren't you getting this down, I'm writing this on the board for a reason.
Student: My laptop ran out of battery.
Teacher: There are some people in this world you just can't help.
Student: You could have just told me nicely, no need for the smart remark.

by Richard drives a Hertz May 25, 2016

Smart-Dumb Nigga

a nigga who’s mainly known for being a smart or intellectual person but makes dumb decisions

Person 1: Aye bruh I’m finna go tap shawty without a condom
Person 2: Nigga you too smart to be doing shit like this you a Smart-Dumb Nigga

by EmperorRei June 4, 2020

smart rock

Rock music with high-brow lyrics. Usually alternative-sounding, and bizarre to people who don't get the references (often political, philosophical, scientific, or to other smart rock).

Dude, check out my smartrock collection. I got They Might Be Giants, Barenaked Ladies...

by Irrelevant January 30, 2005

Smart head

A quite alarming head, with its smartness intact in its brain.

Hey you, you're a smart head. Shit! I hope your tits are intact. Popeye!

by Les Artichokes Nuaves Androidi February 13, 2009