purple smackenator

when a person paints their ding dong with grape jam and proceeds to smack it on a peice of toast then feed it to their lover.

My girlfriend wanted breakfast, so i made her a purple smackenator.

by CarlLlama March 3, 2009

smallediumexilarge

a simple way to order every size of pizza in one order, usually while stoned.

<15 minutes after smoking a bowl with your buddy>

CASHIER: "Thank you for calling Washington Street, Round Table! What can I get for you?"

ME: "I would like to make an order for pick-up. Could I have a smallediumexilarge All Meat Marvel?"

CASHIER: "A smallediumexilarge?" "What is that?"

ME: "That's a small, medium, large, and ex-large pizza-one of each bitch."

CASHIER: "That'll be 20 minutes, thank you."

by Tonamien Bullain September 10, 2008

kong smacked

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

by Chuck Vendaloo April 20, 2006

SMACked

Stella Bonasera/ Mac Taylor pairing in the TV show CSI:NY (Crime Scene Investigation: New York) Commonly used in fanfiction.

person one- Dude, did you see that SMACked scene from last night?
person two- Yes, and they need to get together. Now.

by kanameisawesome October 5, 2009

Gravy Smacker

Gravy Smacker. A black person with large, gravy smackin lips. A black person known to eat greasy food (such as fried chicken) and talk with his mouth full, thus spraying grease droplets and crumbs all over other people within range.

Miriam- "Look at all these fucking gravy smackers! Let's go somewhere else to eat."

Webster- "Yeah, you're right. I should have known KFC would be full of gravy smackers. Let's bounce!"

by Miriam6 April 24, 2009

Smacker

A word for currency.
Means dollars.

Can I please have 50 smackers so that I can go to the store and buy a bottle of whiskey?

by toe April 1, 2005

taint smacker

A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.

Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."

Johnny- "No, Linda how."

Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."

by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010