Dick Sucking Contest

A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.

Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.

by Melanies number 1 fan August 24, 2008

finger sucking

Placing ones finger in another's mouth or vice versa, in a very bisexual way.

Finger sucking, Emma happily sucked Amy's finger.

by Lozzzzzz August 29, 2006

shucking corn

Another term used for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to male masturbation.

I was alone in my room shucking corn when my grandma walked in.

by female-maggot January 20, 2009

sucking dick like they own the place

pertains to someone who's reputation is the embodiment of awesomeness or is so in control of their location/situation that if they were to commit an act of epic self degradation (sucking dick) their reputation wouldn't be harmed.

Those guys are so fucking awesome, look at the way those bitches follow them around. They're sucking dick like they own the place.

by panadaman March 18, 2010

Cock sucking ass bandit

a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.

michael is nothing but a cock sucking ass bandit who sucks Sal's dick off for money.

by jsa2 September 7, 2007

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.

Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

by idealismfosho January 4, 2010

Sucking Corporate Dick

When a person with enough money and more than enough fame (often devoid of talent) decides to sell out their life work for a few million more. More prevalent now than ever, the corporate cock sucker will stop at nothing and go those extra few miles for a slurp of that money dick.

Nowadays, the music world is so intertwined with the corporate world, the term, Sucking Corporate Dick, can apply to almost every act or artist in the top 20 (At any one time)

That fucking asshole Will.i.am just sold out even more by becoming "director of creativity" at global technology firm, Intel. If there is a better example of "Sucking Corporate Dick" than him, I will eat my fucking hat... bro

by Franky The Tout January 26, 2011