tooter shooter

After having intercourse with a girl, doggy-style, you get that familiar feeling when you're about to finish. Then, you pull out, and aim your load for her anus. Thus, the tooter shooter is cum-plete.

Michael: I'm gonna finish!
Sharkeisha: Pull out!
Michael: Here comes the tooter shooter!

by Sackster5569 July 15, 2016

Salad Shooter

Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........

by Mac April 16, 2004

Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is where you buzz kill something or you bagel something and it can meen you are just pure fail

shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail

a) "i fucked up , oh my god i shortbreaded it"

b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"

c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"

d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"

e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it

by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010

pad shooter

Shooting someone when they spawn in during the game of Quake II.

Malice shot G-spot off the pad. Malice is a dirty pad shooter.

G-spot gets shot off the pad, because others are pad shooters.

Lobber is the worst Pad Shooter of them all.

FNG creates the most Pad Shooters by not getting off the pad fast enough

by FuYA February 16, 2007

poot shooter

the area of the asshole that is moistened by stankin air passing through it

Dat bitch so fine i'll eat butter beans out of her poot shooter.

by meetcheez April 22, 2010

Aftershave Shooters

Everybody needs a shooter that's why they make aftershave in so many colours. No other easier way to buy alcohol.

Why do they make aftershave in so many colours? So the poor(homeless) can have aftershave shooters.

by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

tight shooter

A female that uses physical activity as an excuse to wear provocative clothing.

Girl at the gym wearing spandex and a sports bra, for no apparent reason is a tight shooter"look at that tight shooter over there".

by windsorspits November 17, 2013