shitty stick

A shitty stick is used to ward off attention from females.

When Crouchinho did his robot dance he had to beat off the women with a shitty stick.

by RedinSweden June 11, 2006

Shittybrook

When you wake up after a one night stand and you find out your gay partner shat all over your bed

"Man, remember that dude from last night? So I woke up last night after my bed smells like a toilet. That guy has just Shittybrooked me."

by Peacock8 September 22, 2019

Cherry-Shift

When you road-trippin' with your homies and ya'll gotta take turns to drive...and Cherry, is the girl who would never drive longer than 40 minutes cause she's the 'Princess'.

Aww damn, we're back in LA from Vegas already? Thanks for clockin' in 4 hours bruh. I just busted me a Cherry-Shift. Shieeeeet.

by classyc June 29, 2011

C-Shift Slam

When FireFighters on C-Shift get an unremarkable amount of calls and neglect station duties, wake up late, put equipment out of service that was functioning properly, and complain that the other shifts do not get anything accomplished. But in reality only 3 calls were ran and one call was on the 2nd day of the 48 hour shift.

Shift A,B: how was your guys tour?

Shift C: We got slammed.

Shift A,B: How many calls did you get?

Shift C: We got slammed capt, we got slammed, we ran 3 calls, we got slammed

Shift A to shift B: That's a C-Shift Slam, running no calls and complaining that got slammed with a mad amount of calls

by FireMan1963 January 2, 2017

Tinder shape shifter

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.

Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*

by dtay87 July 1, 2015

Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

Shitty Bitch

n. meaning a female who causes emotional, mental, or physical harm to a person through manipulation and self indulgence. By making said person do things out of charater in a self harming fashion.

Angelina Jolie is a shitty bitch to Brad Pitt everytime she is the cause of him doing things that are "charitable" or "helpful" to other people.

by G.F.A. March 18, 2008