Sharts

Combination of farts and shit

Matteo Wee sharted in his pants five times every minute, now his pants are full of shit and farts, just like him. Matteo Wee is just a piece of shit inside some more shit and is bullshit. He specializes in farting in people's faces. Stay away from him people! ( Ask Matteo Wee for his experience in how he sharts everyday)

by whiteCocainicskull July 13, 2019

for the shart

For the shart basically means the same as "for the suck", or "that sucks", however the imagry that goes along with the term "shart" adds insult to injury to make it a more effecient term to describe something unwanted, or a bad experience.

example 1---
brandon: OMG i totally tried to fart but pooped my pants at work the other day
me: dude, thats for the shart, literally.

example two---
brandon: dude, that movie was pretty bad, except for the scene with tubgirl
me: yea, it was for the shart...for sure!

by arshart November 7, 2007

Shart

A fart that unexpectedly turns into a shit when fully clothed.

Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.

by sillybillyboy April 23, 2014

Shart

An unintended poo that comes out after being scared or worried

Ohhh I think I just shart my self

by Flyingbinbag42 August 31, 2016

Shart

When you have a breeched trust with your anus.

I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.

by ctog November 24, 2018

shart

when you try to rip a sbd but that juicy moola get squeezed out (shitting and farting)

me: OH SH!T I JUST SHARTED

nurse: im sorry steve, but your son will not be there for dinner tonight

i just sharted in class

by Pundyne July 3, 2019

shart

When you think it’s a fart but you feel that wet poop come out

Every day kyle sharts himself

by alaina💩💩 November 30, 2019