Schlapp

A women's pussy

"Man, I miss her Schlapp" "She had a great Schlapp"

by Jamessmilk July 9, 2023

Schlemigan

Schlemigan

(“Sh-le-m-i-gan”)

Noun

Definition: Someone who offers rude opinions on a subject without contributing anything of their own for comparison.

“Hey dude I got a 75% on the geometry test!”

“Bro you’re beyond stupid.”

“Well what did you get?”

“I’m not telling you.”

“Whatever, Schlemigan.”

by Papaya Milk October 30, 2023

Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018

If schleife

ein scheinbar unlösbares problem, eine situation aus der man nicht mehr herauskommt.
Stammt aus der Sprache der programmierer. If schleifen existieren nähmlich überhaupt nicht,es gibt nur eine if abfrage. Wenn man sich in einer if schleife befindet, weiß man also das man sich auf dem Holzweg befindet,

Kannst du mir mal helfen? Ich glaube ich stecke in einer If schleife !

by Ravendave447 July 7, 2020

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020

Schluck on the schleet

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.

"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

by Shanalmcanal May 13, 2016

Scheponiked

To live a life with such shitty luck, that a triple amputee, diabetic Ethiopian would not want to trade places with you. Eventually this situation will lead you to have the excitement level of Eyore, and the pessimism of Piglet, resulting in your weeping quietly to yourself every morning after you've realized you did not die in your sleep.

After sneezing into a girl's face after your allergy medication fails to work you decide to give the gift of a stuffed animal. Then on the way to buy the gift, your car's windshield cracks after you turn on the heat. Once in the parking lot of K-mart, you are hit by a car, driven by a poor person, allowing you no retribution what so ever. You are then left on the ground of the K-mart parking lot, in a puddle of your own urine and tears, Scheponiked without a prayer.

by SlickTop April 29, 2009