rum fudge

A questionable culinary experiment wherein one first administers a generous portion of rum via rectal infusion, allowing the body’s natural processes to work their mysterious magic, before later harvesting the resulting “fudge”—a substance best left uneaten but occasionally contemplated by the most daring of gastronomic pioneers.

I fancy a Rum Fudge at the airport on Monday morning.

by Felchet February 6, 2025

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body

Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding

by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017

Rimming/Rumming

Rimming/Rumming are pronouns used by people who are secretly two midgets in a trenchcoat or are a swarm of all-powerful bees (also known as non binary people).

"My pronouns are rimming/rumming"
"But rimming/rumming are plural"
"Yes. I am two midgets in a trenchcoat"

by mechanicalnoise December 21, 2022

booty rum

The act of inserting cane sugar into your anus, waiting for it to ferment and then drinking the rum.

Would you like to taste my "booty rum".

by dorite May 21, 2014

rum jungle

when a boy becomes a man and he sips upon a bottle of Bundaberg rum, he enters a wilderness of great anger, stomping through the unknown, leaving anyone standing in his path brutalised by the mighty power of the tainted liquor.

Big cobba: At Bailey's party I'm gonna enter the Rum Jungle.
Big spippy: Oh yeah, what the heck is that?
Big cobba: Everyone's gonna know what i REally think of em
Big spippy: Look I'm just here for a coupla couplas big fella

by Bundy Love June 19, 2018

Doing a Rum Cup

Cupping your hand to get a good hefty scoop of flatulence gas blown out of your ass the goal of which is to quickly bring it up to your nose and huff it a few times.

I was happy in bed and let out a really loud fart, when suddenly my girlfriend walked in and saw me doing a rum cup.

by DreamNoLibs October 9, 2018