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Rivers of shit

Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.
In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.
by dryoweegog January 21, 2010
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Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
by Bigjib February 6, 2020
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Deep river

Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk
Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything

Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river
by cheafromdeep December 15, 2011
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River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?
by kj21 April 28, 2009
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Red River

A Girl on her period
You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!
by roast November 15, 2002
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cream river

The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.
"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"
by man of the year October 10, 2014
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river cowboy

Rugged men who work on the inland river system- loading, unloading, and towing barges of cargo. They can tie a line, fetch a wire, and will work 365 days a year.
“Hey, It’s time to switch these barges out at the dock. I’m gonna need some river cowboys to help flip this load out and tumble one of those empties in”
by Flat Dick October 4, 2018
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