retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 29, 2004

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

Retail rock

n. The music that is played in a corporate retail chain in order to influence the buying habits of customers. Although Retail rock varies from store to store, one thing remains consistant: the music, like the products found in the store at which it is played, is fake mass-produced garbage that must be avoided at all costs.

(1) While browsing in CVS, Barbra noticed the song playing over the store's radio was 'I Don't Want to Wait' by Paula Cole. She immediately bought several packs of Q-tips.

(2) Ashley's boyfriend watied outside Abercrombie & Fitch while she shopped for the latest fall fashions; he could hear 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer blearing over the store's speakers, and he didn't like it.

by Jordan August 17, 2004

Renagade

Outlaw.

He was a cop, and good at his job. But he committed the ultimate sin, and testified against other cops gone bad. Cops that tried to kill him, but got the woman he loved instead. Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands. An outlaw hunting outlaws, a bounty hunter, a Renagade

by Milkm@n April 13, 2011

Ron Reagan

A devious sexual manuever. After your knob is sufficiently slobbed, you instruct your partner to bend over and take it doggy-style. Before she is fully in position, you blow your load like you're selling weapons to the Contras. After you've spooged, you piss-ceed to urinatate all over the back of her head; proving the credibility of the trickle-down theory.

Nancy and I were sharing a bag of jellybeans in bed when she decided to get intimate. After receiving a Bill Clinton, I proceeded to seal the deal with a Ron Reagan! Boo yah! Nancy, you're all wet! Two minutes later, I had no idea what just happened.

by Stiffley Stifferson December 29, 2004

Reagan

adj:
a) Excellent; first-rate
b)In a casual manner; nonchalantly

n:
a)The state or quality of being "cool".

To be used synonymously with the word "cool" as in, "those boots are Reagan" or "I lost my Reagan and just slapped him in the mouth."

by Sauce80 March 23, 2012

Reagan

Reigned supreme as American President from 1980-1988. Always talking about lowering taxes and small government, but, in fact tripled the national debt during his 2 terms and whose administration produced several scandals, though he was ignorant of these misdeeds. He never really did anything positive to speak of. The Soviets did go bankrupt at some point during or after his rule and there could be a correlation drawn there, but it was inevitable and less his doing than the doing of the military industrial complex. Most likely, his popularity is celebrated by ignorant conservatives (and the super rich) who enjoy hearing buzz words and don't look at the facts.

He is funny to watch on youtube cuz he is painfully ignorant and condescending in his famous lil retort, 'Heh, there you go again.' In reference to his opponents' arguments during debate.

'What? You think that the economy was good during the 80s? You're a real Reagan.'

'Man, I can't believe how little research you've done, you f**cking Reagan!'

'Stop talking out of your a**, Reagan.'

A response to someone who doesn't seem to know what they are talking about:

'Okay, Reagan.'

'Man, I think I huffed glue too long yesterday, I feel like a real Reagan!'

by JohnBurgundy March 7, 2010