Reading

Staring at a dead tree with ink on it for hours and hallucinating.

He was reading a picture book, because without pictures he couldn't understand it.

by imdatrashman June 22, 2021

pooh reading

Selections of various internet articles, Wikipedia posts, top 10 surveys or websites that are read while defecating. May or may not be read on a smart phone or tablet.

Top 10 Latina Bikini models? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading.

North Korea actually has food? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading!

by BIGGROBBMIXES December 27, 2014

People are reading "Culture of Critique"

Meme about book "Culture of Critique" by Professor Kevin MacDonald which originated on discord and was popularised reddit.com, 4chan and a dozen of rightwing youtubers, including Milo, Gavin McInnes, Nick Fuentes and James Allsup

- People are reading "Culture of Critique"
- What is that?
- Great book by Kevin MacDonald

by JewsRock! August 11, 2018

releasing the kraken

taking a poo

man i just got done releasing the kraken

by Phil McCrevace March 10, 2003

Back Roading

The act of driving down country roads(usually), stealing various signs, smashing mailboxes, and other various forms of criminal mischief while avoding getting caught by the local sheriff/police and residents.

Hey me and Jim are going to go back roading and smash some shit, wanna go?

by someknowmeasBob August 16, 2007

Reading

"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners

Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"

by Aussie24680 February 21, 2012

Re-releasing the Kraken

Whilst having vaginal sex with your woman, grab her by the weave whilst attempting to fist her anus. No lubrication is allowed, as lubrication will come from the blood she spills based on your efforts. When the hole seems big enough, release your weaving hand and insert that arm in the anus making it bigger still. When torn enough and you can feel the point-of-no-return, hastely pull out and jizz in the gaping hole, creating a torrent of blood and semen. Now, put from your nose to your chin inside the hole and whilst delivering sharp hooked punches to her hips, scream at the top of your lungs - 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!' -whilst she shits on your face. Then, when she's finished, proceed to stand up and beat the shit out of her.

Will fancied re-releasing the Kraken on Juliette 'cos she hadn't built his sandwich correctly.

by KingofWomen December 15, 2010