Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.

Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!

by Mynameis? March 21, 2011

rear burger

The view of the vagina when looking at a naked girl from directly behind them.

That movie used to just have a shot of her ass, but now that it's on blu-ray you can totally see the rear burger.

by rftimely1 August 25, 2009

ReadMe

Type of file that comes with a program that usually needs to be read before the program is used.

by larstait October 30, 2003

read:

An internet term, often in parenthesis following the beginning of a text or title, which sums up a large group of text in one or a couple of adjectives, often to remind other readers on the situation of the topic.

The Gulf Oil Spill (read: very bad)

My first date (read: disaster)

by Banana Foam January 10, 2011

Read the Paper

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'

by Fullers February 21, 2009

readily

1. promptly; quickly; easily
2. in a ready manner; willingly

1. The information is readily available.
2. He readily agreed to help us.

by alMa April 9, 2015

arthur read

the ardvark from arthur wirh the glasses and the fist.

me: arthur read is a hubba bubba hunk of a man.

by Determinate April 12, 2021