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news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".
The news reader is lying as usual.
by b. schauerte December 30, 2006
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read the title

When the title suffices for both the subject and description.

Used when enough has been said in the subject.
Email Subject: I really need help with clearing out the stoners at ThunderRidge.

Body Text: Read the title.

Topic (in a forum posting): I need help finding lulz pics to piss a bitch off.

Message Body: Read the title, but anyways, she's a real ho that makes me sick.
by Allen75 August 7, 2010
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readfield

A town in the state of Maine, it is surrounded by Winthrop, Manchester, Mount Vernon, and Wayne, the area of Kents Hill is a part of Readfield, Readfield is a boring ass town but the slums of Readfield far surpass the best of Mount Vernon.
Lets go to Readfield!" "You mean that hickass town in Maine?
by toxic_encounter July 1, 2011
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Readdled

A verb, derived from Readdle, one of the first 100 Apps in the App Store, Readdle has improved the lives of millions of users through several productivity innovations for over 10 years.

To Readdle: the act of making an existing thing super easy and so much better.

Readdled: the past tense of "to Readdle"
Andrea: Hey Denys, do you know what Uber did to the 120 year old taxi business?

Denys: I don't know, tell me.

Andrea: Dude, they Readdled It!

March 2009 is Uber's 8th Readdleversary, they've been making taxi service, a thing that existed for 120 years, so much better and super simple .

Denys: Yeah, they Readdled it!
by Funderwoman July 28, 2017
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Radelaide

The ship name for Reign co-stars and best friends Rachel Skarsten and Adelaide Kane.
Radelaide is my OTP!!
by Radelaidestan June 15, 2018
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Read the Zoom

When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate
by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020
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Active Reading

Extensively highlighting and writing all over a packet or book. Typically mandated by high school teachers. Commonly used as torture by teachers at the Cleveland High School CORE program in order to ensure the diminished social lives of their students. Never checked by teachers but required. Easy to copy from another student. BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS!
Student A: Hey man did you do your active reading?

Student B: No man, fuck that shit. i dont want to highlight anymore!

Teacher: Ok students now im collecting your active reading. Pass it up

Student B: DAMN IT!

Student A: Quick just highlight Anything

2 weeks later. student recieves paper back

Student B's paper: 10/10
by irritated and distracted April 7, 2010
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