rip root

The act of tugging on ones penis

Why go to work when you can sit home and rip root.

by Jimmy Joyce November 21, 2017

Root digger

A bassist who tends to ride the root note of chords, shunning fifths, thirds, sevenths, and even passing notes. They often take the power stance and chug eighth and sixteenth notes throughout their bands' repertoire.

Note: Thus is not necessarily a bad thing, it is merely one style of playing bass.

Mike Dirnt used to write a lot of melodic bass lines, but since American Idiot he has become more of a root digger.

by -TracerBullet May 4, 2021

jayden root

a rat looking weirdo that is obsessed with sonic and love chili dogs. jayden is also a smol bean and has the worlds smallist dick.

person one: hi jayden rat i mean root

jayden root: chili dogs sonic uwu i have a small pp

person one: hes a wierdo.

by jdsgfjhfbjhdhfujshfjsgtedhlzkf November 24, 2021

Root fart

A large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; The epicenter of one's flatus.

Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.

Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.

Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?

by Wsinger3465 September 2, 2016

Puffed Root

A word that is interchangable with blow job.

"There's Tara. Hey, didnt you leave with her last night?"

"yeah, she gave me Puffed Root, its was great."

by Muse One September 24, 2009

slippery root

a perso who is lacking the abilatie to stay in one place for more than a hour

OMG that person is such a slippery root

by you dont know me November 6, 2004

bombay root

A tremendously loud and stinky fart.

When he broke wind, he farted so loud, long, and stinky I gagged and the Windows rattled. I asked him, "What was that?" He answered, "That Sir, was a Bombay Root."

by NubtheSquirrel May 31, 2016