releasing Windows Vista

Euphemism for taking a dump.

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008

Democratic press release

Imagine laying down, on your belly and pooping

I saw that democratic press release Billy did, was a mess.

by Mutherlover420 July 4, 2020

Pressure Release Valve

Alternative name for penis, usually used amongst males or as a joke.

Hey Matt you took a long time in the washroom, were you tampering with your release valve or something?

Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?

Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve

by LessOffensive September 20, 2009

catch and release

In dating when you think the other person is a keeper, you finally get them to agree to be with you. At this point you find that they are a total Psycho Bunny, which makes you drop them in less time that it takes to go from 0-60 in a funny car.

Bob "What happened to Sally? I thought you said she was the one for you"

Eric "Sorry dude, it was a catch and release on her."

Bob "Psycho Bunny?"

Eric "yeap."

by Jdamonkyboy November 27, 2006

Releasing the dog of war

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.

I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.

by UD Scholar July 19, 2011

release the Krakken

An alternate way to say "deficate", similar to "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool" or "take the Browns to the Super Bowl." Except in this case, it is often used to indicate a massive bowel movement, one worthy of the Gods themselves.

Oh my Gods, I ate at the Greek buffet for lunch, and now I have to release the Krakken!

by kn0wbody April 5, 2010

video news release

(TELEVISION JOURNALISM) video segment created by a specialized PR firm under commission from a company or government agency, that is made to look like a regular news segment. It is then submitted to news stations and run without attribution. In this way, the official opinion of (say) British Petroleum, Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch, or Regence Blue Shield is presented as journalism.

The practice is illegal, but fines are derisory, license suspension for the offender NEVER has happened, and all news networks and affiliates do it. Most do it a lot.

Medialink Worldwide is one of the largest producers of video news releases.

When VNRs are created for the government, they are called "informational news releases" and are typically made to justify policies of the current ruling party.

by Primus Intra Pares July 15, 2010