reality chaser

a chaser of reality; one who is on a constant journey to know the higher Truth; who Sees there is always something more to everything.

"We have no strings. There is no reality for us.That is how life is for us, for me. The harder I try to connect with the binding of reality the farther away it slips from me. Sometimes I can catch hold of the string and ride the waves...but then I start to lose my grip and I fall off again. I am never bound to reality. That is why I am called a reality chaser. It’s always just in my grasp and I never can catch it. I’m always chasing what I’m slowly losing."

by Chaser March 24, 2005

reality television

A mutated bread of documentry television that was once inovative, but today is a faux depiction of life, with scripted lines, and ignorant participants. Shows are typically pumped with drama, alcohol and sex. Reality tv is partially responsable for the downfall of American society.

The MTV show "the Real World" is a prime example of reality television. This show places 7 random strangers in a house in order to depict "reality". The show focuses on the housemates' adventures at parties, the sexual escapades they participate in, and their drunken rage.

by a. kathleen January 24, 2007

Reality Hit

The moment when you are highly inebriated and significantly high and then having an serious epiphany about the sad reality. Suddenly, you have a brain fart, mini heart attack, dull vision, and an ominous noise in your ear and you cannot focus or concentrate on the reality.

-sexy time with le girlfriend with no protection.
guy - "i am done. That was good babe."
girl - "i thought you gonna tap me before you come."
guy - "Sorry, it was a quickie. Aren't you on birth control?"
girl - "No, i have stopped taking them."

followed by a moment of awkward moment.

"guy's mind (reality hit) - FUCKKKK my life is over."

by opsididitagain January 27, 2012

reality poisoning

An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.

The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.

Source: The Lanan times.

by Lanan May 25, 2006

reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

reality fame

n. Fame garnered through the use of Reality TV or reality websites, but still being less than D-List. Richard Hatch, Tom From Myspace/Tom Anderson, Tila Tequila, and anyone on Ultimate Fighter.

1. Myspace: A place for reality fame.

by Craig B. January 1, 2006

reality pioneer

One who sets out to explore the transcendent, immaterial expanses of existence, often through a particular physical medium, such as art, music, or science.

Alan Watts was a true reality pioneer; through his studies and intuition he grew to see the universe and the human consciousness in a very enlightened way.

by lars lavinsky February 3, 2009