A Ralphvite is :when you invite someone to an event you know they cannot attend in order to get them to invite you to an event you know they are having.
Calling your pal to Ralphvite them to the US Open at Pebble Beach next week knowing full well that they live in the midwest and cannot possibly get flights or hotels. You on the other hand know they have fabulous seats to every Cavs home game in Cleveland and would love to have you as their guest anytime soon.
by smartguyou June 13, 2010
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by urotsukidoji March 24, 2011
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"Yeah, last night was a bit rough but I had fun. I was over at Jason's house party rippin' shots and pounding down brews when my world started spinning. Good thing I was totally able to chunk and rally in his parent's bathroom."
by junksniffer45 October 25, 2013
Get the chunk and rally mug.DeSean: "How did last night go? Did you get it on with LaShawna?"
LeSean: "Nah man, hit the booze too hard and ended up getting a visit from Uncle Ralph."
Sean: "Dude, did you read Ralph Waldo Emerson's classic 'The American Scholar'? That shit is monkey-fighting LEGIT! In da hizzouse!"
Shawn: "Psssht! More like Uncle Ralph Waldo Emerson! That guy was a total clown. I don't think I could get through a paragraph of his writing without losing my lunch. I'm more a fan of some of the modern-day philosophers like Rebecca Black, who tackles more relevant issues like which seat is best to occupy in a vehicle, or Aaron Carter, who explores the division of dreams and reality in his great work 'That's How I Beat Shaq.'"
Sean: "Dude. No."
LeSean: "Nah man, hit the booze too hard and ended up getting a visit from Uncle Ralph."
Sean: "Dude, did you read Ralph Waldo Emerson's classic 'The American Scholar'? That shit is monkey-fighting LEGIT! In da hizzouse!"
Shawn: "Psssht! More like Uncle Ralph Waldo Emerson! That guy was a total clown. I don't think I could get through a paragraph of his writing without losing my lunch. I'm more a fan of some of the modern-day philosophers like Rebecca Black, who tackles more relevant issues like which seat is best to occupy in a vehicle, or Aaron Carter, who explores the division of dreams and reality in his great work 'That's How I Beat Shaq.'"
Sean: "Dude. No."
by Nicholas D November 9, 2011
Get the Uncle Ralph mug.Also known as Vanilla Valley, RVHS in Arvada, Colorado is proudly home to the most stuck-up, rich, white teenagers in the United States. The security guards and SRO care more about students wearing hats inside than bullying or drug use, adding to the fact that cocaine addiction and vaping runs rampant, as these kid's parents will shell out money faster than they could say "White Power".
by r-gay May 21, 2018
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We're partying it up in Raleighwood tonight!
by Holly Graham October 26, 2006
Get the raleighwood mug.Going canning for charity with a massive hangover and booting while driving on the way to your canning spot. Then, pulling off to the side of the road and pulling yourself together and continuing onward like nothing ever happened.
"Oh my god did that girl just boot out the window of her car and keep driving?"
"Yes, yes, she did. A rally supreme is rare, but they do happen (but only to the best of us)"
"Yes, yes, she did. A rally supreme is rare, but they do happen (but only to the best of us)"
by SamKramtastic February 1, 2009
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