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rag boat

In poker, a full house or full boat made up of cards of very low rank. The low valued cards are themselves referred to as rags, but when they become part of a full boat, they suddenly become a very strong hand. A rag boat generally occurs when a player finds himself involuntarily playing a very bad hand, or chooses to play them with the knowledge that it's a very bad gamble. Therefore, a rag boat is mostly luck. A rag boat also occurs in the sense of a hand that would have been made if such a bad gamble had been taken, but wasn't.
Player 1: "If only I'd played that three-eight, I would've ended up with a full boat and won."

Player 2: "It was better to fold, you'll go broke hoping for a rag boat."
by Evac156 February 24, 2005
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rag it off

To cancel or put off a date/friend, for example, for any reason. Colloquial.
Person 1: "Are you coming out tonight?"
Person 2: "Na sorry, I'm gonna have to rag it off, I'm skint"
by 0007babe June 27, 2008
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rag nag

When a woman is having her time of the month and she feels the need to be a complete bitch to anything she desires, especially you
i've never been bitched at as much as i have tonight, what a fucking rag nag
by endlessnameless February 3, 2010
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Rag Artist

To fuck a girl while she's on her period, then blow your load on her and then write your initials on her body with your blood-covered penis.
Preston did the rag artist on some hooker yesterday.
by PrestonIsUgly August 17, 2011
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rag time

when a female is on her period, time when all normality takes a vacation; a week or so when all normality is null and void (no negotiations!), 'that time of month',
1.) "If we go out drinking tonight, I can't have TOO much fun. It's rag time, so I can't pick up any guys."

2.) "Sorry, Honey. It's rag time so we can't fool around."

3.) "This dipshit at the bar THOUGHT he was a player with some game, but he was WICKED trashed! I just had to take the opportunity and see to it that the player finally got played, so I didn't tell him it was rag time (and he never even found out! What a dickwad!) ."

4.) UGH! It's rag time!"
by abnrml March 20, 2010
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rag head

A racist term invented by insecure people who aren't smart enough to know why Arabs a wear head covering. In desert countries with sweltering heat, wearing a head covering to protect from sand storms makes sense. In the Arabian penisula the covering is called a Shumagg which is held by a band called an Ogal. This is the head dress which flows down from the head past the shoulders like what Yasser Arafat use to wear.

Covering one's head has it's roots in the Old Testament. It outlines the garments a priest must wear when conducting a service in the temple. It is the reason Jews wear the yarmulka and why women use to wear hats in church.
Can you believe I use to be so dumb that I called Arabs rag heads? Thankfully I went to University, obtained a well paying job, learned about Middle East history and now I am no longer an insecure racist.
by Rich Caker November 2, 2007
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rag in the dragon's nostril

When one is forced to employ a foriegn object to curb the symptoms associated with Dragon's Nostril, in order to maintain an appointment, or just to go to bed.
"The curry was so hot, by the time midnight rolled around, I almost had to put a rag in te dragon's nostril."
by greenman3000 August 26, 2003
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