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Kenosha Quickdraw Competition

An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.

Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.

That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.
Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”
by -LongSchlongSilver- January 5, 2022
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quickie gonzalez

to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba."
i was so excited last night that i quickie gonzalezed that girl.
by nick and david March 2, 2007
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Quickscope

A dumbass sniping technique in Call of Duty invented by some bitch who single handedly ruined sniping for everyone. Quickscopers can be identified by bolt action snipers(Intervention, L96, DSR 50, Ballista, etc.) with a camo above Urban or if they instantly want to 1v1 you after truely sniping them.
"Dude, I just got such a beast quickscope."

"Yeah, up yours too buddy."
by YALE70 January 19, 2013
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quick buck

(n.) A lump sum of cash recieved instantly for selling out
Good Charlotte realised they suck, so they sold out and made a quick buck
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
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quick like bunny

Very or somewhat fast.
Pretending to be very fast to get a friend to do something for you.
Hey, can you drive me to the mall? I have a few things to pick up, but I'll be quick like bunny, I promise.
by max j July 9, 2005
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Quickie

When you have really short, yet enjoyable sex.
Hanna, the hottest girl in school, accidentally stroked my cock in science when she leant down to pick up her pen. I was rock hard, and she noticed. She looked at my with a hungry look in her eyes before whispering, “Meet me in the janitors closet at recess.”
As soon as the bell rang for the start of recess I ran to the closet, where I found Hanna sitting completely naked, shoving a dildo in and out of her pussy. I somehow got even harder. She stopped fucking herself and started making out with me, unbuttoning my pants and shirt in the meantime. Soon enough, I was naked too. I pushed her into the wall and slammed my solid dick into her tight, wet cunt, and sucked and bit on her tits. She started moaning loudly, and I rammed my length into her pussy even harder and faster. I shot my cum into her cunt, filling it and making it drip with the combination of our cums. She was so pleased that she knelt down in front of me and pushed my entire cock into her mouth. She sucked and swirled for a few minutes before I came in her mouth, and she swallowed every last drop. We both got dressed again and before I left she said, “Meet here, same time, tomorrow?”

I quickly replied, “Only if you promise to last longer next time.”

Turned out, we fucked each other 1-2 times a day for the rest of senior year. We started dating and eventually got married. Now we work at the same place and have quickies once an hour.
by ReeChungusaur November 11, 2019
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cheer-up-quickie

A short-term positive action to make you momentarily happy whilst adverting your long-term mental or emotional anguish.
i.e. She ate Ice Cream as a cheer-up-quickie
by J P Lyons June 11, 2006
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