The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry

This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.

Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.

by quaniggadris December 29, 2022

quantum leaping

When you get so plastered that you can feel it before you even start to drink.

You know man, I wasn't planning on drinking this weekend, but it's Thursday night and I'm quantum leaping so I guess I must be wrong.

by FrenchDawg117 February 9, 2018

Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics is a complex form of mathematics used mainly by scientists.

Quantum Physics is a seriously difficult form of math.

by RealBillNye November 30, 2020

Quantum Recycler

This is a biomedical machine that is used to bring the dead back to life. It works on the principle that the soul is a form of intelligent enery and can be stored and recycled. The quantum recycler can take the soul from one being and transplant that soul into a dead body, thus bringing the dead back to life. This theory was first presented in a short story by a Sceince Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot.

Quantum Recycler:

A device or machine that brings the dead back to life. Such a device or machine that was postulated by a Science Fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.

by Anna Firaburg, Ph.D. January 16, 2010

Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. the result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day.

example:

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

unemployment boss appointment regret early

by Baniroquai Rewo November 20, 2010

quantum of nutsack

1. adj: a measurement of shlongs per eggs on the dance floor or at a party, measured in nibbles; 1 nibble for every dude per chick. As we know, math is quite an issue for this, so rounding is appropriate.
2. adj: also a large group of homosexuals...also on the dance floor

Herman: Hey Richard, what's the quantum of nutsack?
Richard: It's about 3 nibbles.
Herman: Would you call that a fest of sausage?
Richard: Why yes, yes I would.

by doolichard March 8, 2011

quantum entwinement

Quantum entwinement occurs when you think of someone and they are with you.

Jane thought of a friend and for a moment they had quantum entwinement.

by fred ressler April 9, 2017