plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

{PLONK}

the sound shit makes when it breaks the surface of the water
and touches the bottom of the toilet, followed by an up splash of water/urine touching ones ass

guy: *shits*...*{PLONK} sound*
guy: urgh....*shudders as he feels the water touch his ass*

by {PLONK} March 5, 2007

Plong

A term used to describe a person who's diet consists solely of Take Aways

"Man your such a plong!"

by Neal Clarke May 14, 2008

plonk za pony

to drown a fat person

"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"

by debkat August 17, 2003

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

POLONY TREKKING

yet another name for sexual intercourse, derived from the British word for Boloney (Polony) which sounds like 'Pony' British Polony is a curled red cooked meat sausage available from the butchers. Pony Trekking- a popular equestrian activity.

On observing a saddle sore woman at a show jumping event:
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'

by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010

The polony of the Meat World

Most people know that polony is really nasty and is totally inferior to all other meats so therefore it is a degrading term.

John- Did you see that loser???
Adam- Yea, he's the polony of the meat world!

by xXJessXx March 14, 2007