crabby patty

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?

by blaine July 15, 2003

potty humour

when a (usually immature) person persistently cracks jokes about potty like things, such as tits, poo, snot, knobs etc..

ed: it'a not fair..
potty humour boy: haa, you said snot.

sarah draws a picture of a cucumber
potty humour boy: haa, that's a dick. all you need is two oranges to make balls.

by lu-luella October 16, 2008

pitty clap

Occurs when an athlete finishes well after most of the competitors in a race. Usually given to the last place swimmer in a 500 yard freestyle. The audience intends it to be a polite gesture, but for the rookie swimmers it is a sign of failure. A sign of a good rookie year for a new swimmer is to avoid the pitty clap.

7 of the 8 swimmers finish the 500...

1 minute later: pitty clap is given to the poor freshman who is just coming into the wall.

by dan2768 September 10, 2009

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.

Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.

Oh, Patty and Selma.

by PositivelyPisces June 12, 2016

Pitty Patty

The foot prints left from a small animal.

Look John! There are some pitty pattys in the snow over here!

by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022

Giraffe Potty

Giraffe Potty is dank

Giraffe Potty

by WhoDatFreshBoi December 21, 2018

Crappy Patty

When someone shits between someone else’s bootycheeks and it smooshes to make a patty, with the cheeks as the buns.

“I want me a pipin’ steamy spicy crappy patty right now.”

by Mr. Kraps April 25, 2019