Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️

by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

Putin

For dicks that don't know when to pull out

Man Richard is a putin

by Becausewhynot.. March 4, 2022

Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex and Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.

See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.

by timthepigman June 4, 2022

Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.

It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.

by GoodWeatherChris March 8, 2022

Putin

verb (used with object), Putin, Putined.

To take from others, especially by force, with malice of forethought, an attitude of entitlement to what is not one’s rightful property, and the haughty expectation that one will get away with it.

That douchebag came up and Putined the mic in the middle of my sister’s wedding toast. Let’s all go introduce him to Mr. Dumpster.

by StandUpToTyrants February 27, 2022

Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.

She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.

by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022