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push grandma down the stairs

something everyone should do once in their life.
HAHAHAHA! I finally pushed grandma down the stairs!
by maxman280 January 18, 2004
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Push Up Elbow

A rare condition similar to tennis elbow that disallows you from doing normal fitness test activities such as push ups, pull ups, and the flexed arm hang. This condition often goes undiagnosed for years and cannot be cured. It is often noticed in high school age girls. Symptoms include attempting to do push ups but not being able to bend the arms fully no matter how hard one tries, usually resulting in an entire collapse of the body to the floor and a grand total of zero push ups for gym class tests. This condition lasts a lifetime, and although many gym teachers may dub it an "excuse" for being lazy, it is a serious genetic disorder. People with push up elbow often lack upper body strength due to the disorder, however, there is a pattern of an above average ability to do sit ups in these patients.
"I'm sorry I cannot participate in the iron man fitness test, I have push up elbow"
by Iloveanimalssssssssssssss March 3, 2010
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Push-down, Blow-out Stack

A FIFO (First-In, First-Out) stack in computing is also known as a Push-down, Pull-out stack - records or events or items are pushed down at the top and pulled out at the bottom. A LIFO (Last-In, First-Out) is also known as a Push-down, Pop-out stack - records are pushed down from the top and pulled out from the top.

You can imagine a FIBO or Push-down, Blow-out stack where you keep pushing events or to-do items (or emails) down at the top until the pressure reaches a certain point at which time the bottom of the stack ruptures and all the items in the queue blow out the bottom and scatter all over the floor.

For some folks, their email inbox is a Push-down, Blow-out stack where any emails that get pushed down below the fold (bottom edge of the screen) essentially disappear from their reality and might as well have blown out all over the floor.
My To-Do list is a Push-down, Blow-out stack which has reached critical mass and exploded; it's blissfully reassuring now that I have nothing in my To-Do list!
by jfkelley June 19, 2018
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Push rod

A word used to describe a bicycle.
Neil: Fancy going for a bike ride?

Andrew: Yeah, but I didn’t think you had a push rod?

Neil: Yeah my new push rod got delivered today. I’m absolutely BUZZIN!!
by Uncle abron April 24, 2020
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Push Sweat

Residual perspiration at the base of the spine usually caused by taking a massive dump. People have been known to “glisten” from large amounts of push sweat.
by Uhh...? October 29, 2020
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Push Broom

A two handed hand-job, where the hands twist while stroking downward on the shaft - the same hand motion when operating a push-broom.
She's not the best kisser, but she knows how to give a mean push broom.
by granpescado May 18, 2010
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push technology

A method, invented by Wired magazine, of removing all non-advertising content from the internet.
"We'll get more eyeballs if we synergize our core paradigms utilizing push technology."
by mal June 21, 2004
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