pretard

In ebay, knowledgeable ebay buyers refer to inexperienced ebay buyers who unknowingly bid early (hours or days) before the end of the auction, and thereby spoil the auction, hence they are called pretards. 'Pre' for 'early' and 'tard' for 'retard'

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The guy placed a bid for an item on ebay and the auction doesn't even end for another week. What a pretard. I'm not going to bid on that.

by spock here captain March 26, 2011

Pretard

A person who is both pretentious and retarded.

e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.

by Dr.Turtle August 20, 2011

Pretengineer

When a person, who is not an engineer or an engineering student, tries to explain engineering concepts to you, and fails miserably.

Geo Engineer: That batter is safe. It will not fail.
Safety Officer: That batter isn't safe, it's going to fail.
Site Engineer: F*** that safety officer is such an idiot!
Me: Yeah, what a pretengineer!

by Rumbley October 30, 2011

Pretendian

A motorcycle styled to look like the classic Indian motorcycles, but made from Harley-Davidson clone parts, or by another motorcycle company (i.e. Kawasaki).

That Pretendian may look like an old Indian, but it's really a Harley clone beneath the sheet metal.

by Baygul February 23, 2011

Pretendo

Pretend Endo, very potent Stress with a high similar to Chronic.

That's some bammer weed, where's all the pretends (pretendo) at?!

by Robert Munoz March 9, 2008

Pretender

A cross dresser

I thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple...dude's a pretender

by Infamous stryfe September 22, 2009

preteen

A person under the age of 12, the word is usually included in the titles of pedophiliac erotica (videos, stories, pictures, etc.), possibly to be enticing?

Sickining. I feel bad for them.

I will find who is posting as me and devour their entrails. Seriously.

by hiro protagonist February 16, 2004