marinatin' the porcelain

Having diarrhea so bad it seems as though the fecal matter will permanently stain the porcelain toilet.

I ate a bunch of bad food yesterday and was up all night marinatin' the porcelain

by Asmeister December 23, 2010

water the porcelain

Taking a piss in a public bathroom.

Joseph was talking to Gillian about the Mexicans who through used toilette paper on the floor at work. In the middle of the conversation, Joseph stood up and said: "I'll be right back I need to water the porcelain."

by Funzie January 30, 2014

worshiping the porcelain god

Vomit, upchuck, doing the technicolor yawn, etc...

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

purnell pussy

a more prissy pussy, someone who is way more of a pussy then an actual pussy.

1. Yo your a purnell pussy
2. Who that purnell pussy

by lil joon August 4, 2009

Porcelain Dalke

1) To have sexual intercourse whilst one partner is regurgitating the nights drinks into a piss covered shit-throne.

2) To receive the skin boat while puking into the toilet.

Dude, I walked into the bathroom to drop a fat duece and saw Meagan getting the ol' Porcelain Dalke.

by Davesphizikal February 9, 2012

purcilla

her ass is nice but she's not

Purcilla has a nice ass

by lawlwoman December 20, 2016

pass the parcel

The act of two mates sharing a bitch.

"Remember my friend sharing is caring, I'm always up for a game of pass the parcel" - Mr. Trials

by Trademark September 17, 2005