turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 16, 2015

poverty punch

Colloquial name for Tampico brand fruit drink, essentially a knockoff Sunny D with even less health benefits.

I couldn't afford orange juice, so we have poverty punch instead.

by TullyJerkwad2808 February 20, 2018

Uber punch

Uber punch. That night when you're so drunk you don't notice your uber driver fingering you on the way home.

Wow that was a cheap ride but I think I might have got uber punched by Apoo. I remember falling asleep but now my pussy hurts.

by Shaven Haven 3 November 25, 2016

clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010

pajama punch

One punch that knocks a victim out cold, or puts the victim "to sleep".

"Did you see the game between Boise State and Oregon?"
"Yeah! That kid from Boise State got put to sleep with a pajama punch!"

by D Russ January 19, 2010

Jack Punch

A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.

guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand

by jimsonofjam October 5, 2013

lightning punch

A sudden, quick and unexpected punch to the face, often near knocking the opponent clean out.

This differs from a sucker punch as it isn't done from behind or before the fighters have squared up.

The guy didn't want to fight but then suddenly BAM he used a lightning punch and near knocked the other dude out.

by craigix March 12, 2005