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Uber punch. That night when you're so drunk you don't notice your uber driver fingering you on the way home.
Wow that was a cheap ride but I think I might have got uber punched by Apoo. I remember falling asleep but now my pussy hurts.
by Shaven Haven 3 November 25, 2016
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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