Preston

The best guy you will ever live your life with. He has gorgeous eyes and a perfect smile. You can’t stand a day without him. Whenever you’re sad he knows how to make your day. His heart is so full of love and he stole your heart from day #1. He has the best love anyone could ever have. He never gives up on you, only wanting you to feel the best. Being with him is the best opportunity you will ever get in your life. Knowing he’s always there for you makes your heart beat a little faster and the butterflies stay a little longer. His smile you get lost in all the time is unbearable. His body is perfect and so isn’t his ass ;) His dick is made of rock. He's the one you just want to grow old with and never want to let go. Always knowing he’s there for you, there’s no worrying involved. He’s all yours <3

Her: “Whoa, is that Preston?”

You: “Yeah, isn’t he perfect?”
Her: “Yeah, he is. I wish he was mine.”

You: “He’s mine, there’s no other like Preston.”

by Ilikepineapples🤷🏼‍♀️ December 18, 2017

Hot Preston

Origin of the name "Hot Preston" is unknown but it is an act referring to when a male chooses to blow his nose in a female's vagina then performs intercourse with the snot covered vagina.

"I had never seen Felicia so wet until I gave her a Hot Preston"

by Wizard888 April 21, 2017

Prostopia

Prostopia means "near future". It's a portmanteau of the Greek prefix "Pros" (meaning near) and the common suffix "topia" (meaning land), such as in the words utopia or dystopia. Its primary use is in describing hard sci-fi showing an imminent future usually based on plausible technology (not fantasy or magic).

EX MACHINA is a cautionary tale set in a prostopia.
Mike Judge's brilliant film IDIOCRACY was meant to be a satire showing an absurdist far future. But given the mad idiots nowadays, I fear it's prostopian.

by Trinity Mind May 13, 2021

Prestologic

the adjective form of prestology; the superior reference\guide to all thing awsome and special

Amberisms can not compete with a prestologic word or phrase.

by Vicky's number one prize November 21, 2009

propstop

1) adj. exceptionally attractive, strong, amorous and/or friendly.

2) v. to be badass

1) blade ace is cute, but that other guy looks like a Propstop; he is way hotter.

2) John: "Yeah dude I saw this guy go Propstop on 3 other guys and whooped some ass."

Rob: "I bet."

by blade_ace July 28, 2010

Prosome

When someone or something is both Pro and Awesome!

Holy Sh*t! Your dog can fly AND has the ability to buy beer and porn for us? PROSOME!

by J-Papi Pogi April 2, 2011

Procto Punch

Noun
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.

Verb
To punch someone in the ass

Tim: Procto,

Bob: No-

Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)

Bob: Why would you do that man?

Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched

by CaptainBakes May 16, 2011