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prostitution

n: The most honest transaction that ever takes place between men and women.
1. She thinks: "I want half of your house, your car and your salary" She says: "Can we discuss the M-word?"

2. She thinks: "I want free drinks" She says: "you're really nice"

3. He says: "Can I get you a drink?" He means: "I would really like to fuck you"

It's all just prostitution in the final analysis!
by Reiki Man April 17, 2006
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prostituous

like a prostitute, as a prostitute would do
Her lipstick and clothes looked quite prostituous
by the trigstar May 22, 2007
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Thrill prostitute

A woman who although she charges a small amount of money works as a prostitute for the thrill of it. She may do this one or twice ect. or all the time.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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Ice Prostitute

An ice prostitute is a prostitute who specializes in ice-related fetishes (i.e. rubbing ice on one's chest)
Nick got an ice prostitute for his birthday.
by deandabideen March 11, 2021
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Trash Can Prostitute

A very disgusting woman who looks like she lives in a trash can; a hooker who works/ lives in a trash can; a reference to someone who is gross and seems like they "get around".
Person 1: "That lady on the corner looks nasty!"
Person 2: "Yeah. What a trash can prostitute."
by Dracunofly November 6, 2011
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Prostate Disco

The act of a female stimulating a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely high heeled pumps or boots. The term can also apply to a woman performing such an act while wearing ballet slippers or ballet flats, although when wearing such footwear, the term is Prostate Ballet. She inserts the toe of her foot into the rectum and continues pushing in and rocking her foot until he reaches the highest state of ecstasy, at which point, she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of psychological domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be psychologically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him. This differs from prostate ballet, which is physically addictive, due to the restricted movement of toes within harder soled shoes and the angle in which the foot is positioned within higher heeled shoes, which makes milking possible only by, using the heel as a fulcrum, rocking the foot to and fro within the rectum. Some women may use prostate disco as a precursor to prostate ballet as the pointier toed shoes or boots act as a primer, opening up the male and getting his rectum prepared for the wider toe of a ballet slipper or ballet flat.
George shifted uncomfortably in his chair when he noticed Tammy in her high-heeled, black-patent, pointy-toed, mary janes. He imagined what they might feel like if his mistress would use them for her daily prostate disco, and again, he squirmed in his chair.
by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014
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Hows the prostate

A formal way of asking for butt sex or just a simple question.
1 Gay guy :Hows the prostate?
2 Gay guy :its doing well .
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