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pester power

A term used to describe how young children (typically between 5 and 10 years old) can make their parents do anything they want by bugging them until they crack.

The term was coined by the media in the late 1990’s and gets batted around a lot around Christmas time so as not to offend parents who lack the testicular fortitude to say no to their children.
“I didn’t want to buy Jimmy that CD, but he used his pester power and it was the only way to get him to stop”
by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004
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Pooterus

(n) Anus or rectum when said orifice is used for sex.
Comes from a play on the word "uterus"
The professor of maths aimed to tutor us
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.
by Lee Marick. August 5, 2009
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posterized

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.
a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.
by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004
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pootersnickers

A meaning that is used instead of profanity or rude gestures. Can be used to indicate all emotions.

Many work establishments now fine there employees for the use of profanities. Now by expressing your emotions with "Pootersnickers" many employers dismiss it for either of two reasons: Not knowing of the definition, and or not knowing it's intent.
"Ohh pootersnickers!" (Happy & Mad)

"I stubbed my thumb, POOTERSNICKERS!!" (Angry)

"I need to work a double again, Pootersnickers!" (Mad)

"Look at her, pootersnickers."(Happy)

"Don't come behind me like that, pootersnickers!"(Scared)

"Pootersnickers, I cannot stand working with that person." (Mad)
by Alexander37 March 22, 2011
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Droopy pooter

The nasty ass flap of a butt hanging off an old slut bouncing off her elevated moose knuckle.
Man what happened to your ex crystal ? her butt was nice before she banged all those Dude's and now she has a droopy pooter it's nasty!
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pooter- head

an term of adoration. The cutest little head you've seen! You want to love them, hug them, kiss them and call them George.
she is my pooter- head.
by pgood December 13, 2008
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Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.
Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.
by tekboi94 February 22, 2011
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