I'm HIV positive

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.

Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.

by OMGary March 15, 2008

VENTRO-DORSAL POSITION

the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.

After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.

by weave August 22, 2003

pontita

A real work of art. Absolutely beautiful.

Bryan: Hunter's art was pontita. Wyatt's work was bad.

by BaseGodBalsheet January 19, 2017

FaZe Position

When a male tries to 360 noscope their partner with their cum.

I did the FaZe Position on Barbra.

by JesusJewishTaco_Maker March 12, 2015

positivifying

A term for when a person who is going through an extreme hard time decides to be totally positive about the situation despite everything & never gives up believing in the truth.

Dave was positivifying again that what his ex was putting him through would turn out right & that she would be proved to be a liar & in the wrong instead.

by #NicePerson June 2, 2020

Stew-Posting

Stew Posting is similar to Fed-Posting but slightly toned down. However, it's much more impactful as it can damage and hurt a political movement, particularly a right-wing movement far worse than Fed-Posting. Stew Peters is a right wing commentator who decided to go after Marjorie Taylor Greene after she spoke at the AFPAC conference, or the America First Political Action Conference. He did this despite Marjorie Taylor Greene supporting AFPAC and Nick Fuentes, even though her political motivation and beliefs may be insufficiently AF. Stew messed up a good relationship with America First and Marjorie Taylor Greene, and in turn, messed up AF's chance of gaining mainstream political traction.

Aye man you Gotta stop Stew-Posting. Gosar isn't perfect, but he's helping us out.

by AKM123-2005 March 2, 2022

The Spock Position

This is a sex position. Start by simply holding your hand out like Spock does on the show "Star Trek" then set your legs up the way your hands are placed. For those wondering what the thumb is, its the midget watching.

"I asked Candace to do the Spock Position last night and she said no."
"Well looks like you just have to dump her."
"I already paid the midget and everything"

by tiny.vivi.666 October 30, 2012