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portland port a pottie

the disgusting sexual practice of defecating in another's mouth and then penetrating it.
no one has ever done the portland port a pottie, and no one ever should.
by wilnasty February 4, 2009
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Portland Backwater

The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.
Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.

Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
by Miceazy772 December 18, 2009
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portland poke

The act of "accidentally on purpose" sticking one's erect penis in one's girlfriend's bum and then feigning innocence when she squeals in frightful pain.
Yo, homes, I gave Tina the old Portland Poke last night.
by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004
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Portland Snorkel

Verb. When a girl is sucking on your balls and the shaft of your penis looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. If the girl is wearing glasses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. Hence "Portland", because all the hot girls wear glasses.
Ed told me he got a Portland Snorkel for Sarah last night in the library. What a whore.
by Lord Reg May 16, 2011
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Portman

To Portman, is to immediately flip-flop on a position due to recently publicized circumstances pertaining to ones own life that contradict previous stance or opinion.
Congressman Kats, who formerly voted against Medical Marijuana pulled a Portman today and is now in favor of such reform after himself being fined for possession of a baggy of marijuana found during a traffic stop.
by TZUNAM1 March 15, 2013
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Portland

A town in Connecticut that is full of pussies. Everyone in this town is hit and suck at sports. No one ever wants to fight because they are all hicks and pacifist. Everyone and anyone, guy or girl, is extremely ugly and beyond immature and have no fun what so ever.
Do you ever go outside and have fun, play sports, or date anyone?

No, I live in Portland
by OHYEAHx3 April 4, 2011
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Portland Pothole

When you take a runny shit on your girls chest and it runs down and fills up her belly button.
I was sliding my fingers from my girls chest and hit a Portland Pothole on my way down...looks like she's gonna get more than just my fingers in her vajayjay.
by JoeJoeDancer July 5, 2012
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