1 definition by OHYEAHx3

Portland

A town in Connecticut that is full of pussies. Everyone in this town is hit and suck at sports. No one ever wants to fight because they are all hicks and pacifist. Everyone and anyone, guy or girl, is extremely ugly and beyond immature and have no fun what so ever.

Do you ever go outside and have fun, play sports, or date anyone?

No, I live in Portland

by OHYEAHx3 March 19, 2011