Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2
Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix
Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime
Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime
Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
by The Liberian February 28, 2025
Get the Portland Trail Mix mug.An unsecured tent of a homeless individual in Portland, Oregon, that has started to tumble across the road due to a mild gust of wind. Typically, the owner of the portland tumbleweed is too high on one or more of the many decriminalized drugs to be able to catch up and retrieve their property.
Hey Debra, let the boss know I'll be late for work. A portland tumbleweed blowing across the 5 has caused a pretty bad backup.
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Get the portland tumbleweed mug.When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
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Get the Portland Texas mug.When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.
Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
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Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!
Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?
Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?
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