by Big ol dog March 22, 2024
by Big ol dog March 22, 2024
The act of having intercourse with another man, usually while both are assuming the vertical position.
Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!
Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?
Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?
by Snaze4Daze April 29, 2025
A term for homosexual intercourse, derived from the way that people in Portland, Oregon get their exercise.
I was walking down by the boardwalk when I saw two homeless people doing the old Portland push-up underneath the pier.
by Snaze4Daze April 07, 2025
The Portland Trail Blazers (commonly referred to as the Blazers) are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They compete in the northwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1970. The team won the NBA championship back in 1977. The team plays their home games at Moda Center. Notable players on the team include Anfernee Simons, Shaedon Sharp, Toumani Camara, Deni Avdija, and Donovan Clingan. The team is coached by Mr. Big Shot himself, Chauncey Billups. Even though the team hasn't been good in recent years, they are still a well-supported franchise. Which is saying a lot since they don't play in a big market.
I can't believe it took this long for the Portland Trail Blazers to get their own definition on urban dictionary.
by Ziggmanster June 04, 2025
When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.
OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
by UknowhatImean November 01, 2023