Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about

Where the hell is Portland Texas

by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023

portland poop pipe

the act of pooping on ones FUPA then sitting down on it and spreading it on someone's penis.

He/She gave me a portland poop pipe and i loved it so much it felt so good

by HDBeenHD October 1, 2025

Portland

The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...

You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 20, 2023

Huge In Portland

A snarky way of insulting someone or something ( usually a performer) .

Billy : "waw that band was lame "
Joe : "yea they're huge in portland. "

by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019

Portland

A city in Oregon that used to be cool but now has lots of problems with drugs and homelessness

"Downtown Portland has lots of homelessness sadly"

by Saengdao December 29, 2022

portland tumbleweed

An unsecured tent of a homeless individual in Portland, Oregon, that has started to tumble across the road due to a mild gust of wind. Typically, the owner of the portland tumbleweed is too high on one or more of the many decriminalized drugs to be able to catch up and retrieve their property.

Hey Debra, let the boss know I'll be late for work. A portland tumbleweed blowing across the 5 has caused a pretty bad backup.

by Top 1% racist award. March 7, 2025

Portland Pickle

A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.

Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.

by NeoNeologist February 1, 2024