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Portland Bear Trap

When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.
Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.
by JoNathan 89 February 16, 2021
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Portland dwellers

A fenthead or drug user most commonly found in Old Town Portland
Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on graigslist”
by Big ol dog March 22, 2024
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Huge In Portland

A snarky way of insulting someone or something ( usually a performer) .
Billy : "waw that band was lame "
Joe : "yea they're huge in portland. "
by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019
mugGet the Huge In Portlandmug.

portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.
OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023
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portland

a place that doesn't exist
Kiki: I'm from Portland, guys.

Amanda: Is that in Hogwarts?
Katie: Isn't in Narnia?
by SpreadTheLoveAround March 12, 2017
mugGet the portlandmug.

Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020
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Portland push-up

The act of having intercourse with another man, usually while both are assuming the vertical position.
Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!

Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?
by Snaze4Daze April 28, 2025
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