Porter

He is kind of shy but once you get to know him, he is open and talkative. He is EXTREMELY athletic and flexible.

PORTER IS SOOOOOO HOT

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017

Jane Porter (Tarzan)

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is the wife of Tarzan and subsequently the mother of their son, Korak.

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is described as a blonde Southern Belle from Baltimore in Maryland, America.

by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024

Porter

the definition of porter is a man who does not get any money

you are a porterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by IDISLIKEPORTERS May 25, 2023

Porter

Porter: a noun

A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”

“Who’s that guy? He looks like a gamer”

“Oh that’s porter”

by BookReaderSara February 22, 2021

Coach porter

Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.

Damn coach porter was going crazy when he was lifting

by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

porterism

Porterism is the gradual process of the Porter family takes over the swim team.

“Yeah, it started with Ethan, than Mike, and now Jayden. They’re in control of the team now. It’s straight Porterism

by Hugthewall June 5, 2018