Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024

jess porter

she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend

you see jess porter and will over there!!

by james field April 6, 2020

Porterize

To butcher the lyrics of a song or adlib with no meaning.

He was singing and porterized the song. None of it made sense.

by NobleNexus October 2, 2025

Wyatt Porter Nicks

Big and Sexy, and might just start on varsity.

That dude is a wyatt porter nicks. Oh, he starts on varisty? HE IS A WYATT PORTER NICKS!!!

by Educated Coleslaw March 6, 2023

Porter-Gaud School

A prestigious prep school in Charleston, SC with exceptionally attractive males who beer and alcohol all the time and are very sexy. They sex a lot of females at them functions. Porter Gaud function are hella lit no cap no kizzy. Pull up

Yo I just totally beered and then sexed a girl because I go to Porter-Gaud School.

by CumOnGuys September 9, 2021

Pulled a Katie Porter

When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.

I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.

by kt_lol September 13, 2020

porterism

Porterism is the gradual process of the Porter family takes over the swim team.

“Yeah, it started with Ethan, than Mike, and now Jayden. They’re in control of the team now. It’s straight Porterism

by Hugthewall June 5, 2018